Lötschen Loonies

I contracted the Lötschen Loonies on the fourth day of my stay there.

not the maggot-ridden fridge

or the spider in the cheese

and the beer was four years old

but the fire kept us sane

though the shower left us cold

there was bacon with the eggs

and we cooked them down with port

but my bank account is frozen

they will leave me for a shower

While I find my way back home

I will never diss the poor again

I’d fuck my cousin too