seasons are for shopping

The cig addicted communists

And alcoholic liberals

And coffee-drunk conservatives

or stoners on the left

And latte girls who voted Trump

The many fascists at the mall

The highway-loving soccer moms

will bring about our fall

and fall I will, for pumpkin spice

and christmas on the rocks

I oblige myself to document

the kids that make your socks

All the funko pops for uncle Frank

you know he wants them bad

he’ll go extra on that egg nog

because seasons are for shopping