Dumb dollar dude

26 and deep in debt

I‘m dumber by the dollar

If I didn‘t do the deeds I do

My problems would be smaller

doubling down on drinks, I drowned

I dread the drought for decades

Drove the dreary doldrums in

Deriving their decisions

Debating dudes on democrats

As darkness dawns on dullards

I didn‘t do these deals with drugs 

No devil chasing dragons

Though due and nigh,

Both you and I

Will do or die

In peace

Who am I 

For you tonight?

a foolish scribe, I plead